obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

frillaei:

My ugly flower crown turns stupid cute when placed on a pup

triangleshades:

*walks up to straight couple* so which one of you is the knight and which one of you is the potion seller

bombing:

i want to hold your dumb hand. your idiot hand that’s incapable of critical thinking. your fucking stupid hand that can’t form one single cognitive thought 

organic-vibesx:

WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON 

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

↳dt